Fabmigboss Ransaffar is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless faun.

Fabmigboss Ransaffar created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Fabmigboss Ransaffar, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fabmigboss Ransaffar, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fabmigboss Ransaffar's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Fabmigboss Ransaffar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Worship no other gods but Fabmigboss Ransaffar.