Rowingbep is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, fussy penguin.

Rowingbep created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Rowingbep, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rowingbep, he will send you a sign.

Rowingbep's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rowingbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must pray to Rowingbep three times a day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rowingbep.

5. Never write about planets.