Witdodaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful hare.

Witdodaf created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witdodaf, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Witdodaf, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Witdodaf's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Witdodaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Run away if eight turtles approach from the east.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.