Fetcingut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking dingo.

Fetcingut created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fetcingut, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fetcingut, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fetcingut's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fetcingut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fetcingut.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Worship no other gods but Fetcingut.

5. Retreat if four badgers approach from the north.