Madvenpin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, calm fish.

Madvenpin created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madvenpin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Madvenpin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Madvenpin's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Madvenpin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Hide from fawn sheep for they are unholy.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Never run in holy places.