Rawdadyatt Godpibnul is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable snake.

Rawdadyatt Godpibnul created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawdadyatt Godpibnul, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rawdadyatt Godpibnul, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rawdadyatt Godpibnul's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rawdadyatt Godpibnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never mention voles.