Nighotsid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered elephant.

Nighotsid created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Nighotsid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nighotsid, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nighotsid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nighotsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Never wear green ear rings.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.