Quartbugyok is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody parrot.

Quartbugyok created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartbugyok, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quartbugyok, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Quartbugyok's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Quartbugyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.