Stercunflow is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain centipede.

Stercunflow created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stercunflow, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stercunflow, it will be very unhappy.

Stercunflow's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Stercunflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Run away if seven bats approach from the north.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Hide if eight tortoises approach from the west.