Lunbomyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, benevolent dolphin.

Lunbomyarp created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Lunbomyarp, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lunbomyarp, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lunbomyarp's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Lunbomyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.