Nakdinkip is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless frog.

Nakdinkip created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakdinkip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nakdinkip, he will jump up and down on your head.

Nakdinkip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nakdinkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.