Yikhaslarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciless pig.

Yikhaslarn created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yikhaslarn, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yikhaslarn, he will remove you from existence.

Yikhaslarn's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yikhaslarn's Holy Commandments

1. Yikhaslarn must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always obey Yikhaslarn's priests.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. You must pray to Yikhaslarn seven times a day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.