Sisminwod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable wombat.

Sisminwod created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisminwod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sisminwod, it will turn you into a plant.

Sisminwod's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sisminwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your legs blue.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Sisminwod loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.