Nabtencen Neltarpbif is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able swan.

Nabtencen Neltarpbif created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabtencen Neltarpbif, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nabtencen Neltarpbif, she will jump up and down on your head.

Nabtencen Neltarpbif's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nabtencen Neltarpbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Nabtencen Neltarpbif loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.