Hendinbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, annoying shark.

Hendinbog created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hendinbog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hendinbog, it will turn you into a duck.

Hendinbog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hendinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Hendinbog must be the most important thing in your life.