Lenbag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, selfish wasp.

Lenbag created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenbag, it will send you a sign.

Lenbag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Lenbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the east.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about fire.