Yossnadfagcin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful warg.

Yossnadfagcin created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Yossnadfagcin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yossnadfagcin, it will turn you into a mole.

Yossnadfagcin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yossnadfagcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yossnadfagcin.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not kill whales.