Yogtabrottab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonourable mole.

Yogtabrottab created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogtabrottab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogtabrottab, it will not care.

Yogtabrottab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yogtabrottab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near mice.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Retreat if four squirrels approach from the west.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.