Kintit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying dragon.

Kintit created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kintit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kintit, she will turn you into a worm.

Kintit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kintit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never paint your legs purple.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.