Bammegfumdun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish jellyfish.

Bammegfumdun created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bammegfumdun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bammegfumdun, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bammegfumdun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bammegfumdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.