Kambotrip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, confident slug.

Kambotrip created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kambotrip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kambotrip, he will think nothing of it.

Kambotrip's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Kambotrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Always look after injured rats.