Wadyartham is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, calm lion.

Wadyartham created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadyartham, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wadyartham, it will turn you into a mouse.

Wadyartham's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Wadyartham's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near rats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never wear skirts.