Nulhugdit Larnlidwap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic fairy.

Nulhugdit Larnlidwap created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulhugdit Larnlidwap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nulhugdit Larnlidwap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Nulhugdit Larnlidwap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nulhugdit Larnlidwap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nulhugdit Larnlidwap.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Always look after injured eagles.