Mabcippig Zakneldon is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, intelligent goose.

Mabcippig Zakneldon created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabcippig Zakneldon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mabcippig Zakneldon, he will destroy your home solar system.

Mabcippig Zakneldon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mabcippig Zakneldon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.