Fidcibduss is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, prudent squirrel.

Fidcibduss created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fidcibduss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fidcibduss, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fidcibduss' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fidcibduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Fidcibduss on top of all buildings.