Tailjipab Hivgoftip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful ferret.

Tailjipab Hivgoftip created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailjipab Hivgoftip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tailjipab Hivgoftip, she will turn you into a frog.

Tailjipab Hivgoftip's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tailjipab Hivgoftip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Retreat if four horses approach from the south.

3. Worship no other gods but Tailjipab Hivgoftip.

4. Do not take Tailjipab Hivgoftip's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.