Cabveglog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, stupid meerkat.

Cabveglog created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabveglog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cabveglog, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cabveglog's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cabveglog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Do not take Cabveglog's name in vain.

3. Never wear orange ear rings.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.