Bifmigtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humane chicken.

Bifmigtarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifmigtarp, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bifmigtarp, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bifmigtarp's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bifmigtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. You must pray to Bifmigtarp four times a day.

5. Never think about asteroids.