Jatsaszod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, loving wasp.

Jatsaszod created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatsaszod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jatsaszod, he will cry a lot.

Jatsaszod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jatsaszod's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.