Tenkiktonkhom is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sapient snail.

Tenkiktonkhom created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenkiktonkhom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tenkiktonkhom, he will send you a sign.

Tenkiktonkhom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tenkiktonkhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help swans.