Zodtimtim Arpnathim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered centaur.

Zodtimtim Arpnathim created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodtimtim Arpnathim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodtimtim Arpnathim, she will manifest in front of you.

Zodtimtim Arpnathim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Zodtimtim Arpnathim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.