Sitlidcemsat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless hamster.

Sitlidcemsat created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Sitlidcemsat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sitlidcemsat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sitlidcemsat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sitlidcemsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sitlidcemsat.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.