Wikhundiss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking horse.

Wikhundiss created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikhundiss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wikhundiss, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wikhundiss' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wikhundiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not stand on grass.