Bidgedmit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omnipotent monkey.

Bidgedmit created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidgedmit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidgedmit, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bidgedmit's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bidgedmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Do not take Bidgedmit's name in vain.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.