Volflowrendapyak is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, irritating crow.

Volflowrendapyak created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Volflowrendapyak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Volflowrendapyak, it will turn you into a mouse.

Volflowrendapyak's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Volflowrendapyak's Holy Commandments

1. Volflowrendapyak loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never paint your legs mauve.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Volflowrendapyak.