Listxuclag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy dolphin.

Listxuclag created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Listxuclag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Listxuclag, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Listxuclag's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Listxuclag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Listxuclag on top of all buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Always obey Listxuclag's priests.