Hugkanveenhit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish wasp.

Hugkanveenhit created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugkanveenhit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hugkanveenhit, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hugkanveenhit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hugkanveenhit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hugkanveenhit first in all things.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Hugkanveenhit must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hugkanveenhit.

5. Never think about gravity.