Cetrutrat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful rat.

Cetrutrat created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Cetrutrat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cetrutrat, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cetrutrat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cetrutrat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always pray immersed in water.