Xuckzimnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate capybara.

Xuckzimnurt created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckzimnurt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuckzimnurt, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Xuckzimnurt's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Xuckzimnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.