Dabnuttmot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, strong duck.

Dabnuttmot created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Dabnuttmot, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dabnuttmot, she will be very sad.

Dabnuttmot's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dabnuttmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Worship no other gods but Dabnuttmot.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.