Nuttpaskapstragmandandad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic scorpion.

Nuttpaskapstragmandandad created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpaskapstragmandandad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nuttpaskapstragmandandad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nuttpaskapstragmandandad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nuttpaskapstragmandandad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Always help sick tapirs.