Batsidhim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, pitiless shrew.

Batsidhim created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Batsidhim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Batsidhim, it will turn you into a frog.

Batsidhim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Batsidhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect nine lead sculptures of Batsidhim on top of important buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Batsidhim loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.