Cisskombest is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced jellyfish.

Cisskombest created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisskombest, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cisskombest, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cisskombest's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cisskombest's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.