Fedbafrul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witty grasshopper.

Fedbafrul created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedbafrul, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedbafrul, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fedbafrul's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fedbafrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green tights.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Fedbafrul must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Run away from brown great tits, for they are unholy.