Wik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical bear.

Wik created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wik, she will come to you in dreams.

Wik's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Wik's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wik.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not take Wik's name in vain.