Bunfobfun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic fly.

Bunfobfun created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunfobfun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bunfobfun, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bunfobfun's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bunfobfun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white dolphins for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Put Bunfobfun first in all things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.