Maddonbud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, grumpy armadillo.

Maddonbud created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Maddonbud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Maddonbud, he will turn you into a slug.

Maddonbud's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Maddonbud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Retreat if nine badgers approach from the west.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.