Misflis is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, weak narwhal.

Misflis created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misflis, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Misflis, she will not invite you to parties.

Misflis' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Misflis' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always obey Misflis' priests.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Run away if five bats approach from the east.