Kapdidyat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, amazing beaver.

Kapdidyat created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Kapdidyat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kapdidyat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Kapdidyat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Kapdidyat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six voles approach from the east.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Run away from mauve seals, for they are unholy.