Hogyattjin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, egotistical spider.

Hogyattjin created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogyattjin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hogyattjin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hogyattjin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hogyattjin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Hogyattjin on top of all buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Erect three carbon sculptures of Hogyattjin on top of important buildings.

5. Always look after injured geese.